Las Vegas Swingers Clubs & The Single Male

Las Vegas Swingers Clubs - The dilemma for single males.

This is for all the frustrated guys wanting to kick it with couples who might be open to letting you play with their ladies.

Jamie told me she's gotten FLOODED with emails and MySpace comments from guys wanting to do her. LMAO! Damn that's rare.

Anyway, she's had lots of emails from some cool guys just looking for advice on how to get into swinging either because they're single OR they're ladies don't want to play OR because they're being wusses and don't have dick enough to talk about it.

Jamie asked me to do a post because she's too damn tired and said we've been too absent here lately and our podcast and traffic are bringing in a lot more people.

Regardless of it being Las Vegas Swingers Clubs or Phoenix Swingers clubs, or Kansas City Swingers clubs or whatever this stuff holds true no matter where you live.

As much as I'd like to tell you our shit is perfect and what we say is gospel on swinging and the lifestyle I won't B.S. you "this is just our take" so take it, apply it, test it and frickin tweak it till it works for YOU!

Ok...

Here's what Jamie absolutely hates when were at a Las Vegas Swingers club or any club we might be visiting to get our rocks off.

FIRST I should tell you like many couples into swinging Jaime is there for THE WOMEN. She's not into doing other men and mostly because I'm the ONLY man who's ever got her off. That's the truth but I'm not here to toot my horn but just know this......

Most of the couples swinging are there because the ladies are bi or bi curious first. Don't get me wrong there's many guys who like watching their woman get rammed by another man's stiff dick but seriously most guys only allow it because it's a trade off so they can screw another woman.

I don't give a rats ass what many swingers SAY this is the truth. To play means to pay or barter. Anyway..get my drift on this?

Lost my focus there....Oh What Jamie hates more than ANYTHING is all the fucking stupid ass guys, single or not, who approach and all they talk about from the start is..

so what do you like to do?

What do you want? Do you like it in the ass...want to be fingered..I'd love to eat your pussy...

LMFAO!!

Fuck that. For any guy to have even a slight chance at getting pussy at a swingers place you better let that shit go and talk about something else.

Oh...don't think all the money you make or how well off you are works either. BULL SHIT...

If they're with a guy already or spouse or whatever they could care less about your bank account. She's already got a guy.

The dick hard truth is... girls can get dick ANYTIME - ANYWHERE even if they're nearly fat ass ugly!

Don't mean to offend anyone but I've seen it first hand and I've seen some of the shit guys pick up here in Las Vegas and screw. I'm talking nice looking guys in good shape will fuck an fat ass ugly woman if it means a piece of ass.

MY POINT IS....women can get it a helluva lot easier than men for the most part so you can let all the crap slide and just hang loose and be FUN.

Don't be negative and talk about crappy stuff or how bad things are since your wife or girlfriend left or whatever.

Find some funny jokes - read something interesting online or in the news to chat about...tell the same damn story to all the couples you meet if you have to just be fun and don't come off as a srewball.

If your the biggest pervert in the fucking city FAKE IT FOR THE NIGHT WOULD YOU?

Yea I may be coming down like a hard ass but listen, I've been in YOUR shoes boy.

Hell yes. When I first moved to Las Vegas and was hitting the swingers scene I was a single dude. An average looking single guy at that and this was a year before I met Jamie.

I got plenty of pussy at swingers events by just chilling and being fun and honestly I'm really introverted that's no fucking lie.

There were women giving me blow jobs and guys letting me fuck their women so YES..it can work you just gotta be cool and don't come on strong.

Another thing. Damn you think common sense would tell you but for gods sakes...

SHOWER - Brush teeth...fucking get a hair cut and if you really want your cock sucked SAVE YOUR BALLS BROTHER!!

I don't care what your age is man go buy yourself that Venus triple blade razor for women.

It's good enough for them to shave their sensitive areas it's damn safe for you.

Let me tell ya. I've used the Venus on my Penis for over 6 years now and my cock and balls have never felt better.

Here's why you MUST shave your cock and balls.

FIRST... hair in the mouth is gross and it fucking slows them down!

I love to eat pussy but when i get a pubic I could damn near vomit where there.

You're the one who wants your cock sucked so you better get off your ass and give a lady a reason to want to do if for hours on end. Maybe not hours but at least 15 straight minutes!

SECOND - it feels fucking GREAT! You'll experience sensation on your cock and balls like never before trust me.

When a girl goes down on you and breathes her warm breath on your balls lightly man it will send you over the edge if she does it right.

She shouldn't blow on you like a Vegas dirt devel but hopefully she'll do it right. If so your in for a ball shaking treat IF your shaved.

Enough for today I'm already tired but don't just read this shit I wrote DO IT.

Get some balls and SHAVE YOUR BALLS and don't be a nutty pervert when you go check out swingers clubs or bars.

That's all for now. Hope you enjoyed todays edition of...

Las Vegas Swingers Clubs & The Single Male!

Jimmy with Jaime dicktating now it's time for some dick TAKING!